Don’t worry they wouldn’t even get it, maybe.

oh yes waiter please keep them coming i have a hankering they are just so very delicious

I had a dream today about these creatures that swarmed into Earth. I was in a building they were in and I escaped, and told the troops to go in there because the police were not enough. They argued until an arm shot out and pulled a guy through the side of a car and his guts got all over me. I ran and climbed onto a roof. These kids had a party but I wasn’t invited. A thing made out of crab legs jumped at me and I held it back, but then it’s mouth broke through the cellophane and bit all my fingers off my right hand. I knew I was infected and had I lost my phone, so I wouldn’t be able to call my mom to tell her I love her before I died. 

if only he were a few years younger

i just wish she

not a good sign at all

i doubt he would lick homeless vomit i mean come on

he must be doing it wrong there must be a combination

CSHMUNY

do you know what retro even means